[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'. (walls are REALLY mean....)
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. (I'm counting this as half....I am a blond.)
TOTAL: 2.5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (...no one saw it...)
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 3.5

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (I saw half of the third one?)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (Ya know, I've never thought about how many fingers I use while typing....but, it is 7.)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (So, my brother taught me this trick......)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 4.5

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (It's okay, they're jealous =])
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
TOTAL: 8.5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (We have them for a reason!)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or/and inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Well....it was my head....and I couldn't see anything....)
TOTAL: 11.5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before. ( No...but I did bring the desk with me once XD)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (.....no one knows about it.....)
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently. (No, "uh" is though =])
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Not all of use very a boyfriend at hand...)
GRAND TOTAL: 14.5

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
Ok, 15 x 4 = 58%? Really? That can't be right......